Thursday, 2 April 2026

Presence

by Led Zeppelin

50 years on, Presence remains the most underrated Zeppelin record. After the grandiosity of Physical Graffiti, it’s refreshing to hear the stripped-back band, perhaps at its heaviest. It’s a shame that in its day most of the album never made it to the stage. A performance of For Your Life from the Ahmet Ertegun Tribute Concert, with Jason Bonham on drums, gives a glimpse of how Presence could have sounded live. But the legacy lives on. Among not that many covers, Tea For One by Joe Bonamassa and Nobody’s Fault But Mine by Baldassarre’s Soul of Zeppelin stand out.

Speaking of covers: I find the cover art (just like that of Wish You Were Here, also by Hipgnosis) uninspiring and having nothing to do with the the album’s music.

Tuesday, 31 March 2026

O. Henry’s Full House

a film by Henry Koster, Henry Hathaway, Jean Negulesco, Howard Hawks and Henry King
based on short stories by O. Henry

Yesterday, we went to see this film screened as a special “literary” session organised by Asociación de Cine Vértigo. I found it thoroughly enjoyable, bar the completely unnecessary interventions by John Steinbeck. But why Cuatro páginas de la vida (“Four pages of life”) if there are five films in the anthology?

According to Wikipedia,

When the film was first premiered in September 1952 in Los Angeles, it consisted of five parts, including Howard Hawks’ “The Ransom of Red Chief”.
The Hawks short was so poorly received that the studio removed it before the film opened in New York that October, leading some outlets to describe the film as O. Henry’s Four of a Kind.

Remarkable, given that the Red Chief is arguably the funniest part. For me, it is not even “arguably”. It remains a mystery why the Spanish title still refers to the “four”.

One of the films we grew up on, Strictly Business (Деловые люди) by Leonid Gaidai, also includes a brilliant adaptation of The Ransom of Red Chief, starring the great Georgy Vitsin and Aleksei Smirnov. Imprinting and stuff notwithstanding, I think I prefer the Hawks’s version. Kathleen Freeman and Irving Bacon as the parents of J.B. are the best.

And another Soviet cinema connection: the opening scene of The Cop and the Anthem reminded us the final of 1975 Hello, I’m Your Aunt! (Здравствуйте, я ваша тётя!). Considering that the latter movie quotes many classic American comedies, I don’t think it’s a coincidence.

“Was that union blessed with any issue?”
“Er... What did you say?”
“Have they got any children?”
“Well...”
“You know, those little objects people get after they’re married.”
“Yeah. Well, I reckon you could say they have in a way.”
“Yeah.”
“May I ask what you mean by that foggy response?”
“Well, I reckon you could call J.B. a child, if you wanted to.”
“J.B.?”
“J.B.”
“That’s what they call him.”
“Oh, it’s a boy.”
“I reckon you might, uh, call him a boy.”
“Yeah.”
“How old is he?”
“J.B. is nigh on to 10 now.”
“What a lovable age in a boy.”
“Where did you say the Dorsets were living now?”
“Didn’t say.”
“Down the road a piece. A little white house with broken windows.”
“You ain’t told us why did you wanna buy the land for.”
“You know, I find your conversation rather limited, but very stimulating. Thank you.”

Wednesday, 25 March 2026

Five animated shorts

I was curious about the nominations for this year’s Academy Awards for Best Animated Short Film. Last week I had a chance to watch them all.

Forevergreen

a film by Nathan Engelhardt and Jeremy Spears

Moralising and predictable, this film is hands down the wurst of the lot. In case you didn’t know it: pine nuts good, junk food bad.

The Three Sisters

a film by Konstantin Bronzit

The three titular sisters lead their forlorn existence on a small island. Naturally, it’s all transformed when a sailor moves in. This (not so) slightly misogynistic short can make you giggle a couple of times before you get bored.

The Girl Who Cried Pearls

a film by Chris Lavis and Maciek Szczerbowski

I wonder what was the real reason for giving this stop-motion animation its Oscar. Yes, it’s technically stunning. The story is rather dubious, to say the least. And I didn’t feel any emotional connection to its, let’s be honest, ugly characters.

Butterfly

a film by Florence Miailhe

Touching and beautiful, Butterfly is based on the life of the Olympic swimmer and Holocaust survivor Alfred Nakache. Now this is the Oscar material.

Retirement Plan

a film by John Kelly

At just seven minutes, this film is the shortest — and, IMHO, the best — of the five.

Tuesday, 10 March 2026

Paul McCartney and Wings: One Hand Clapping

a film by David Litchfield

A 1974 rockumentary featuring Wings at the height of their powers, lovingly restored and released 50 years later. With Paul, Linda, Denny Laine, Jimmy McCulloch, Geoff Britton and Howie Casey. A joy to watch from beginning to end. The highlights, if you need any, include Live and Let Die and any bits where Macca sings solo accompanying himself on the piano.

Sunday, 8 March 2026

Memoir of a Snail

a film by Adam Elliot

It’s more than refreshing to see a modern animation (or any modern film, for that matter) made entirely by humans. In words of its director,

every prop, set and character in the film has been handmade. There’s no CGI, no AI, everything you see is something real and tangible that you could hold in your hand.

Besides the visuals, I loved the story and its (often, but not always, dark) humour. The voice talents include Sarah Snook, Jacki Weaver, Eric Bana, Dominique Pinon and Nick Cave (yes the Nick Cave).

Sunday, 1 March 2026

Bright Size Life

by Pat Metheny

Metheny’s debut LP, released 50 years ago today, remains one of my desert island jazz albums. Almost everything about it is, well, bright. Bob Moses on drums and pre-Weather Report Jaco Pastorius on bass shine throughout, and the man himself is not bad either. I said “almost”. I’m not a fan of “traditional” hollow-body jazz guitar sound which is too dull for my taste. IMHO a purely acoustic guitar or a solid-body electric guitar would make Bright Size Life even brighter. (Later, Metheny would develop the taste for guitar synthesiser which I also don’t care for; luckily, no such abomination here.)

If I had to choose my favourite tracks, I’d go with Midwestern Nights Dream, Ornette Coleman’s Round Trip/Broadway Blues and the title composition.

Saturday, 28 February 2026

Lo normal

a play by Menudas Pájaras
interpreted by Núria Cano Cano

I saw this event advertised simply as “obra teatro” to take place in the Civic Centre of Nanclares de la Oca. By what theatre? Anyway, I was intrigued: finally, something cultural is happening in Nanclares! Great or awful, I was determined to see it.

Thankfully, I was not alone: the auditorium was optimistically half-full. I’m glad that I came to the show. It’s clever, it’s funny, and it’s necessary. Núria Cano, a clown and a sexologist (that’s right), engaged the audience in unusual ways but, as I don’t want to spoil a surprise, I’ll say no more.